You were engaged the entire time we knew each other and I knew you and you still would be distracted.

Fine. I'll show you the woman I was in love with. Not a word, because again apparently sleeping with me is- [He trails off. Yes. That sentence was going to go places that would be frowned upon.]

Here. [He picks up his flexi and holds out one of Una's entries with a still frame of her looking incredibly classy.] Her standing in a corner? I would have won every game. Or, apparently if I looked like this. [He flips a few entries holds out a still of his lady self.]